So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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