i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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