Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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