We won't sleep together?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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