I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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