the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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