"it" just moved
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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