Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Edward fifth and chaser hands
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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