I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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