I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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