it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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