i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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