So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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