Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?