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(402): View more from Nebraska

I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems

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(845): View more from New York

the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.

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(360): View more from Washington

I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist

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(313): View more from Michigan

Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.

(313): View more from Michigan

That's dedication to the game.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I need water and some morals

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