Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(208): View more from Idaho

I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.

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(517): View more from Michigan

sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.

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(613): View more from Ontario

You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..

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(250): View more from British Columbia

But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong

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(989): View more from Michigan

Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.

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(949): View more from California

You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!

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(614): View more from Ohio

Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.

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(407): View more from Florida

He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.

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