i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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