Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
