i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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