Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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