you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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