why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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