Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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