Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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