Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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