i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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