If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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