all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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