The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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