And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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