He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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