Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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