i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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