He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
my sisters under your porch take her home
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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