I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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