Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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