you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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