I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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