I hope mine doesn't look like that
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
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