why didn't you poke me back
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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