i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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