i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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