Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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