Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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