how can u be prego again
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
