a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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