Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
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With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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