im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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