It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
So. Much. Porn.
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