i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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