Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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