Kiss
Puke
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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