How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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