can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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