I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
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Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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